Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.
by Twitch K. January 11, 2014
Get the Julius Caesar Salad mug.A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?
Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??
Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please
Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??
Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please
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by Babybatjack June 9, 2018
Get the Julius Ceasared mug.The king, Julius sometimes feels lonely. One day he is gonna make it. If he doesn’t make he feels like he would let everyone down. Julius is a nice caring guy who catches feelings to fast. Julius is the best basketball player you will ever meet. Julius is also meady a maha stated, he is also the meadiest guy she knows, but he is a good friend. As Layla stated he is the worst basketball player. As Layla stated again Julius is fat and obese. Julius fell in love with someone older than him. As maha stated he should go hang himself. Even tho he enjoys life right now. Layla said Julius should kill himself, but he won’t let her bring him down. Julius one day will be the goat and will be loved by all. Julius has no father. Julius is besties is maha.
by Jxblic July 26, 2021
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Get the Julius mug.A scatological act in which one participant defecates in the mouth of another, and the receiver subsequently consumes a chaser of orange juice.
by urbanmeyer May 6, 2008
Get the orange julius mug.Who was the biggest nonce of all time? Was it Jeffrey Epstein? Or Lewis Carol? What about Jimmy Savile? Many intellects debate this subject but to me the answer is coherent. Julius Babatunde.
Julius is a London renowned nonce, more known on the streets of Greater London county than Jack the Ripper ever was. His favourite phrase is “blue is true,” and it’s no mystery why. Blue is the colour of his semen after contracting every STI and STD known to mankind. He even signed up to be a life guard so he could effortlessly pree the year 6’s changing for weekly swimming lessons. He has a secret camera in his dodgy Indian Nike 97’s which he bought from some wack Indian website for bibty b. When Julius doesn’t get his way he either threatens to snake you out to his gyaldem or hold ur little sister captive. It’s no wonder why this deviated pervert has never had a girlfriend. He resembled the pigeons on the streets of London. I used to stomp and he’d fly away but ever since he has reunited with his gyaldem he doesn’t even flinch ffs. Where’s Babatunde got all these confidence from? His face even looks like a damn monkey pigeon. Ever since quarantine, poor Julius hasn’t been able to enjoy his favourite past time. Hiding behind a bush near a primary school trying to convince reception girls that he’s their doctor.
Julius works in KFC I come in everyday and piss on the floor so he can clean it up
Julius likes to simp on year 9 paki girls run
Julius is a London renowned nonce, more known on the streets of Greater London county than Jack the Ripper ever was. His favourite phrase is “blue is true,” and it’s no mystery why. Blue is the colour of his semen after contracting every STI and STD known to mankind. He even signed up to be a life guard so he could effortlessly pree the year 6’s changing for weekly swimming lessons. He has a secret camera in his dodgy Indian Nike 97’s which he bought from some wack Indian website for bibty b. When Julius doesn’t get his way he either threatens to snake you out to his gyaldem or hold ur little sister captive. It’s no wonder why this deviated pervert has never had a girlfriend. He resembled the pigeons on the streets of London. I used to stomp and he’d fly away but ever since he has reunited with his gyaldem he doesn’t even flinch ffs. Where’s Babatunde got all these confidence from? His face even looks like a damn monkey pigeon. Ever since quarantine, poor Julius hasn’t been able to enjoy his favourite past time. Hiding behind a bush near a primary school trying to convince reception girls that he’s their doctor.
Julius works in KFC I come in everyday and piss on the floor so he can clean it up
Julius likes to simp on year 9 paki girls run
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julius on vc with his clapped lisp u can hear his tongue flapping: yoooooo
girl 1: ffs my playlist is shit
girl 2: lmao u have a julius playlist it's just got ariana grande songs, michael Jackson and rinsed UK rap songs from 2018 ur wet fam I can't fw u no more sorry
boy: yo b buss me ur snap init
girl: sure xx but first what ends u from
boy: *hesitant* Kensington
girl: EW JULIUS' ENDS DONT CHAT TO ME AGAIN U DUSTY YUTE *BLOCKS*
julius on vc with his clapped lisp u can hear his tongue flapping: yoooooo
girl 1: ffs my playlist is shit
girl 2: lmao u have a julius playlist it's just got ariana grande songs, michael Jackson and rinsed UK rap songs from 2018 ur wet fam I can't fw u no more sorry
boy: yo b buss me ur snap init
girl: sure xx but first what ends u from
boy: *hesitant* Kensington
girl: EW JULIUS' ENDS DONT CHAT TO ME AGAIN U DUSTY YUTE *BLOCKS*
by belongtothestreets May 21, 2020
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