Juan

A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”

Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”

Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”

by BustasAintShid February 13, 2020

Juan

When you're eagar to have something

I juan to have pizza

by Makavelli43 May 17, 2016

Juan

A fat fuck

This BOI is such a juan

by Legit eww February 2, 2017

Juan

A dumb cunt who is trying to get new friends. Also he is a savage. NOT.

HEY JUAN. YOUR A FAGGOT!
Juan:Oh,you're just mad.

by bo. burnham. what. April 4, 2017

Juan

The number before two
Juan (1), 2, 3....
Juan also means "the kid who ate a flower". It also means Pollito Pio

Omg he looks like a juan today

by llama2017 May 4, 2017

Juan

Fat, ugly, and extremely gay. Likes people named HoodiniMagic and would eat their ass if had the opportunity presented itself.

Juan you are fat and ugly nobody loves you.

by Juan LOL July 4, 2018

Juan

A gay ass nigga who sucks a lot of dick and that is pussy skinny little ass bitch that gets no girls

Aye there's Juan he also is a pussy

by The for life May 23, 2016