The damn most sexiest boy in class with the most largest and huge PP you can ever imagine he always smashes the ladies without permission but after a while you start to like it his teacher really fucking sucks too she always looks at him then gives the boy nest to home a doso pass and makes you leave
by Your dad sucky July 22, 2019
Get the Juanmug. Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
Get the Juanmug. by bo. burnham. what. April 4, 2017
Get the Juanmug. The number before two
Juan (1), 2, 3....
Juan also means "the kid who ate a flower". It also means Pollito Pio
Juan (1), 2, 3....
Juan also means "the kid who ate a flower". It also means Pollito Pio
by llama2017 May 4, 2017
Get the Juanmug. Fat, ugly, and extremely gay. Likes people named HoodiniMagic and would eat their ass if had the opportunity presented itself.
by Juan LOL July 4, 2018
Get the Juanmug. A gay ass nigga who sucks a lot of dick and that is pussy skinny little ass bitch that gets no girls
by The for life May 23, 2016
Get the Juanmug.