jmiah

to take a massive shit!

Hey bro, watch my beer, I have to take a jmiah!

by criticalsoul April 28, 2009

josiah fish

A sexy fuckin dude with a massive cock his stroke game can make any girl cum. Hes got a great body and great personality. He has a great sence of humor and doesent care to get embaressed f or a good laugh he is the life of the party and gets all the fuckin hos and hes not afraid to try anything at least once.
Ex.

Girl 1: is that josiah fish hes so hot

Girl 2 :he was at the party yesterday he proble would of fucked you.

by Fishjos October 17, 2017

Josiah

A charming man of renowned taste. Usually can be spotted sporting a rather classy hat, he got for a bargain. Just don't ask him how he obtained the hat....or you will hear the whole story(you don't want that). This man is a drug abuser. But only for a specific kind of drug, and that is cheese and tea. He will try to get you to abuse those substances as well if you aren't cautious.

And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

"If your neighbor, Josiah, came over from building his nuclear weapon and says "hey this is for you" what would you do?"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Josiah

A nigga that fucks w a lot of bitches even at once. He breaks girls hearts whether he means to or not but he's hot af so their okay with he's a major level 1 fuckboy and tends to have sweet look on his face and a very positive image and rep but always has a motive. Only girl he treats good is his mom and Josiah's tend to love basketball and football their very funny and lowkey a dick. Don't get yourself a Josiah.

New girl: "Who's that?"
Friend: "Oh no that's Josiah you don't wanna fuck with him if heartbreak was a person it would be him"

by jasmineloveoxox December 23, 2017

josiah

he is a very ugly nigga. he can be cool sometimes but most of the time he is just irritating. looks like a dinosaur. very tall. good at b-ball. big ass nose

josiah is cool sometimes but right now he is just doing too much.

by fceyyy November 9, 2019

Josiah

Pasta noodle arms,tall but cant do shit with it, most comparable to a skeleton. Thinks hes a good fighter but doesnt weigh over 110

Hey that kid looks like a Josiah

by I hate josiah’s September 28, 2020

josiah

an extremely, unimaginably large head.

dude put down your beer and come check out the josiah on that girl!!!

by bbod January 20, 2007