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Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.
by geyboi35 June 10, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
Bro josh has Scoliosis
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
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To Josh

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
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joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
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Josh

Josh is crazy. He says uh oh stinky and is obsessed with Carl Azuz. He has many friends and is one of the class clowns. He likes to Yeet things and sing Mo Bamba during class. He is dirty minded and is a meme god. He’s either watching memes, FaceTiming his gc or playing fortnite on his switch. He enjoys being home alone and making jokes around his friends. Is kinda popular and goofy. He’s smart and tells ppl when he farts. (And he’s friends with Jorge the monkey)
Juan: Josh I just shit my pants

Josh: Oof

Arianna: Juan cut the shit, I know you fucked my mom!!!
Josh: Oof
by Mr.Toes.com November 29, 2019
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Josh

A kid who acts like an asshole and try's to snitch on you in school
People:Over 9000
Josh:Can you please stop before I tell on you
by DeadpoolKidz January 16, 2020
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Josh

A guy liked by many girls. He is in the popular group but is very quiet. Josh is hot, but can still look like the cutest little kid ever. You never know what he is thinking because he would rather scooter than talk. The hoes go for him even though he is not for that life. Some girls will be led on by him and will be disappointed when they learn how he really feels. All in all josh is the most amazing boy ever.
I like that kid imma fuck him.
Sorry that's josh he doesn't go for hoes
by Josh lover💋💋 April 17, 2017
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