Josh is a man with a big black dick. Bigger than Aundrey the Giants giant leathery scrotom. Sea is his middle name. Fuck bitches all day every day
If I had to name that swagalicious guy over there, it would be Josh, just cause of that definition up there.
by ThatFuckedUpMonkeyWithTheAfro January 14, 2015
Get the Joshmug. A hilarious kid. Acts very nervous and awkward around girls. He's a very dramatic guy and freaks out a lot. Overall, he is a nice person and a great friend.
by Wheewee December 27, 2016
Get the Joshmug. One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!
Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*
Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*
Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!
by Ylime_enaj April 12, 2013
Get the Joshmug. Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.
by hageagd March 3, 2010
Get the Joshmug. by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012
Get the A joshmug. An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.
by theman200 March 22, 2009
Get the Joshmug. someone who is unbelievably bad ass has mad swagger
and is the most baller person anyone can be. He always looks good and is the sexiest man in the world hands down.People like Mike Jones give him his number because everyone just wants to be friends with him. Famous for jamming out with Opeth there practically his best friends. Has a really awesome girlfriend who adores him to death, and loves BONDING with cheese because cheese is the good stuff and the real deal. Hes Always throwing up gangster signs and shooting shit. basically everyone just wants to be a Josh.
and is the most baller person anyone can be. He always looks good and is the sexiest man in the world hands down.People like Mike Jones give him his number because everyone just wants to be friends with him. Famous for jamming out with Opeth there practically his best friends. Has a really awesome girlfriend who adores him to death, and loves BONDING with cheese because cheese is the good stuff and the real deal. Hes Always throwing up gangster signs and shooting shit. basically everyone just wants to be a Josh.
by CHEESELAVOIE January 4, 2010
Get the joshmug.