Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.
Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
by imnotusingmyrealnamelol November 6, 2010
Get the Joshmug. Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
Get the Joshmug. To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
Get the To Joshmug. by geyboi35 June 10, 2018
Get the Joshmug. Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
Get the joshedmug. A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.
by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018
Get the Joshmug. Josh is extremely cute, he is very funny and friendly. He is very likeable, however he flirts with a lot of people. He has a lot of friends but doesn't take anything completely serious.
by Jewish Unicorn June 18, 2018
Get the Joshmug.