jots

jots to be abnormally gay; to have an immense amount of gay emotion and feeling within one's self

Avi- Bovi why do you have to be so gay???
Bovi- I can't help it. :(
Avi- You jots.

by Avilanche January 3, 2005

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

Joris Bohnson

The man, the myth, Joris

The man that'll make Britain great again and kill the coronavirus

Person A: BoJo is going to stop the Corona!
Person B: Yeah! Joris Bohnson is great!

by spurscoys March 28, 2020

joris

a man who dresses with "flashy" shirts and flannels. one who believes that the remote is "the god"

Man that guy is acting like a joris; look how hes craddling that remote.

by pqwrtbhkgquiserbuiagsfw December 15, 2010

Jorsked

A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast.

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.

"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."

by MMA - Jorsk KING! November 11, 2008

jootsnackle

A negative adjective synonymous with names like "toolshed," "faggot," and/or "dick."

Sam pushed Josh over.

Josh: "Hey mother f***er, quit being a jootsnackle!"

by ikathegreat October 20, 2008

Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.

Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.

by Simmaines August 20, 2017