There were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by natives.
Native: You trespass land.
The trespassers are taken to the chief.
Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo.
Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo?
Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you.
Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo.
The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor.
Trespasser 2: I don't want that, I pick death.
The Chief looks around smiling happily.
Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!!
Este pinche bovi no tiene change pa ten so we gave him Mumbo.
