by BigChungusIsGod69 December 18, 2019
by c,lololoodbcuwffnd November 05, 2013
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro October 20, 2007
Voter: Que Pasa Mang? You Vote For Jorge Washingtinez?
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
by Galactech April 02, 2015
Street Jesus and the Baddest Motherfucker alive. This is no exaggeration; he literally became the BMF in 2019 after destroying Nate Diaz for the BMF belt. He also has the fastest knockout in UFC history after having knocked out Ben Askren in five seconds. He is called Street Jesus because he looks like Jesus Christ, and prior to fighting professionally, he used to fight on the streets when he was as young as 17 (like when he fought Ray in Kimbo Slice's yard). When he knocks out his opponent, he claims he is baptizing them.
Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight.
The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action.
Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
Kamaru Usman fought him at UFC 251... Usman was so terrified of actually fighting Masvidal that he had to hug him against the fence the entire fight and stalled by STOMPING on Masvidal's foot every 2 seconds just so that the referee wouldn't separate them. Usman literally stepped on Masvidal's feet hundreds of times while hugging him to win the fight.
The UFC is the world's biggest MMA promotion company in the world. In almost every fight you watch, you see one fighter knock the other one out, or a lot of blood. As a general rule, broken faces and body turned into a cataclysmic pile of flesh. This fight had none of that - even a pillow fight had more action.
Jorge Masvidal is such a BMF that the reigning Welterweight champion, Kamaru Usman, literally hugged him against the fence the entire fight and stepped/stomped on his fight the whole time because of how terrified he was at the possibility of being baptized in a real fight.
by EntrepetunousYes July 13, 2020
Curious Jorge is a monkey, she was once a useless, depressed Human named Jodie but after she met the Supreme Ape: King Kong and rejected humanity she saw the light and made it her duty to show people the monkey way and take over the world.
Curious Jorge: Reject Humanity and be monkey
Brainless Human: no thanks
Curious Jorge: So you have chosen death omae wa mou shindeiru!
Brainless Human: no thanks
Curious Jorge: So you have chosen death omae wa mou shindeiru!
by Jorge the monke January 19, 2021
Lesly and Jorge Jorge are meant to be forever and will always be there for each other, they are very a like to each other and Jorge will always be her lil ugly ass body guard defending her from BOYS that try to talk to her but they are meant to be forever
Omg have u seen Lesly and Jorge??
Yes omg there so cute together, they are the best couple EVER I wish I was them 🥺
Yes omg there so cute together, they are the best couple EVER I wish I was them 🥺
by 150dream February 25, 2020