Brayden Charmon-Johnston 

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite

"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"

Brayden Charmon-Johnston by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009

Nicky Johnston 

Appears shy or quiet at first, yet with reflection it becomes obvious that she simply has a quiet brand of confidence which rejects all arrogance.
Can be funny, sexy, impulsive; she changes herself on whim. Most likely to discuss the state of international affairs one minute, then go bungee jumping, quickly finish her work and chores before finishing with a night with a party you will never forget.
She is a walking contradiction. If you find her, keep her. She's the one.

"I really need someone to do a charity sky-dive with me!"
"They'd have to be a real Nicky Johnston to do that!"

"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not your Nicky Johnston."

Nicky Johnston by yours... February 6, 2010

Alex Johnston 

He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.

Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.

Alex Johnston by AJCerti December 5, 2018

Jeremy Johnston 

Tiktok king, he thrives to be better then anyone looking loves Chris Brown. Don’t really know why but he does, he’s literally a goat. A pure king 👑. He’s pretty hot to so the girls can’t complain but he doesn’t like receiving nudes out of the bloom. Jeremy Johnston is literally GOD. Everyone should follow his tiktok @Jeremy.j16 I heard THATS also his instagram.

Jeremy Johnston is a term you use when your thriving, doing really well at something, also if you have good looks. If your just pure god which Jeremy Johnston is which technically you ain’t because Jeremy Johnston is god

Jeremy Johnston by Chrisbrownlover69 July 14, 2020

Johnston 

Johnston is a mark of the running group from Scotland. Osiris Cullen was a great business man, he was always fair, but he always wanted more. He began to barter for more in every deal he made, but one day, he crossed the wrong clan, and they vowed to destroy him and his clan. He feared for his life, and quickly deported to the U.S. in 1746, there he changed his surname to Johnston, and he began anew. Johnston's are planning to get revenge on the threatening family, and if you are one, you know who they are too.

That business man is a Johnston, I can tell by the way deals in his favor...

Johnston by Nathanyl April 24, 2011

King Jake Johnstone 

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

King Jake Johnstone by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

Johnstone Landmine by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016