joida

She's always smiling that beautiful smile. She is funny with a heart of gold. She doesn't take shit from anyone. She is unique just like her name. Some may not like her because she is very honest.

"See thats Joida, she is always smiling!

by Yorkyboy89 April 13, 2015

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

the Jordan

The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.

I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.

by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012

Jordan

(Female) A Jordan is humorous, bubbly, cute and sweet- she can always make you feel better. She would hate to think that she has hurt anyone. She is very empathic and often feels very deeply for others. A Jordan is usually very intelligent and mature, yet very outgoing and possibly loud. A Jordan is incredibly creative. Jordans are never happy with themselves and are always wanting to be like others. A Jordan is very original and unique. She is very sensitive but can be controlling, slightly moody and aggresive. A Jordan usually has a lot of anxiety and worries a lot. A Jordan would never be mean on purpose because it breaks her heart to see others hurt. A Jordan is very bittersweet and can be selfish without knowing it. She is very confusing and indecisive. A Jordan see's things differently from everyone else. A Jordan is slightly shy but comes across very confident. Jordans are noticed to be quite different from everyone else. Almost everyone loves Jordans unless they are jealous or oppisites. She is a very good liar but doesn't usually lie. Everyone can trust a Jordan and they always confind in her. She is an amazing advice giver. A Jordan is very good at makeup and hairstyling also. A Jordan can make anything into her own. A Jordan can not be put into words.

Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, your so nice!
Jordan, your actually so funny!
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, I can trust you!
Jordan, I love you!

by Cora Jones May 31, 2011

Jordan

This nigga look like a turtle. He virtually has no genitals, but he can levitate. This helps him get all the food off of your shelves so you aint got shit to eat when you get home. He is ungrateful and goes through phases extremely quickly and in succession.

Jordan can inhale my cock.

He has chlamydia again, he's such a Jordan.

Jordan ate my lil muffins.

by John from the third floor September 20, 2018