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Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.
"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".
by Mustards12's December 26, 2013
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Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.
Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
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Condom Jockey

The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple
THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!
by HighThinker42○ January 24, 2021
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Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
by countmonster May 17, 2009
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Swagger Jacker

The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!

Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick

Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
by mister originality May 16, 2015
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The Joker Blogs

A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com
Have you seen the latest episode of The Joker Blogs? It was epic!
by the'friend' July 16, 2009
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scoot jockey

A rider of motorcycles. Used heavily in the film Mad Max to describe the biker gang.
He's a twisto bikey, a scoot jockey.
by Veinsand Asquirt November 26, 2007
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