jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

Jobby

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.

See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!

by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003

Jonny G

The coolest entity in the universe, which wouldnt say no to a long night of love-making right now.

Q. Is it hot in here, or is it because i sub-conciously heard someone say 'Jonny G'?

A. Well if you just creamed your pants then your must have experienced the 'Jonny G'

by Jonny Gale May 16, 2006

Jonny

A bloody amazing human being who is the biggest ladies man you will ever meet! Chicks line up at his door hoping to get a look at his washboard abs. He is a player but not only with the women, Jonny is also an incredibly talented sportsman especially when it comes to Basketball. Guys want to be him, and women want to date him. Jonny also has lots of Swag.

DAYUUUM! That guy is a Jonny!!

by SeLeNa GoMeZ May 11, 2013

Not no Jonny Green

To be moddest while compareing yourself to "jonny green" as he is clearly suppiour to you at what ever you are doing

the bad grammer enfercies this point

That was a good end shot, "yeah but im not no jonny green"

by Charlie_miller94 May 26, 2010

Johny Johny yes papa

The most scariest shit you ever see.

Johny Johny yes papa

Johny, Johny
Yes, Papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa!
Telling lies?
No, papa!
Open your mouth
Ah, ah, ah!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by (ಥwಥ) wut September 2, 2018

Jonny

A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.

Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.

by achhh! [loves pie!] April 12, 2009