jobie hendrix

That one kid who crankin it 24-7

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.

by dahGOAT January 7, 2018

Jobsolete

Jobsolete is a term used to describe an upcoming economic demographic of the worlds population consisting of people whose jobs have been undermined by artificial intelligence.

Wally: Any luck on getting a job today Kristen?
Kristen: Not today, Wally. Not tomorow, not ever. Our planet is a homonid dystopia, we've all been rendered jobsolete.

by Bajooka Zoe August 7, 2018

Joeish

The act of being an absolute brain dead human being and usually involves doing the most lowest of IQ things.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at that guy what a dumbass

Guy 2: Yeah I know man he’s being so Joeish right now

by Callumsb7 August 21, 2019

Joyism

A style of oil painting created by the artist Linda Paterson, principally in her series of ground-breaking landscapes. Joyism features beautiful, colourful interpretations of spectacular scenes particularly flowers, trees, gardens and mountains. Paterson’s artworks are known for their bold, exquisite colour palettes.

Gallery visitor 1: Dude, these paintings are really inspiring – they make me feel joyous just looking at them.
Gallery visitor 2: Surely, Linda Paterson is the pioneer of the ‘Joyism’ school of painting. Her beautiful scenes and vibrant colours put a smile on my face too. Oh joy!

by balconybar February 16, 2023

Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.

"Whose Steve Jobs?"

"Steve Jobs my balls."

by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021

Joisey Accent

The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.

ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*

by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005

Jódís

Jódís is a incredible girl with good personality , if she want something she will get it ,no matter what. She likes to be alone but ,has alot of good friends. She always knows what to say and doesn’t hate anyone but she can be very mean if she wants to . She has a bitchy face but that doesn’t mean she hates you , remember that :*

Jódís is the best
Jódís is always so good

by Cat women1233 October 13, 2018