jobbie

Shite

I need a whopping jobbie

by Shizer August 25, 2003

Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

Indy jobber

An indy jobber is usually a vanilla midget without charisma or personality. They don't look like WWE superstars, they can't cut a promo, they can't act, they are not larger than life ,they are boring. They only care about their in-ring workrate because they have nothing else to offer.

- A real WWE fan would say : "Johnny Boregano, Ricoshit and Adam Tool are garbage. Typical indy jobbers."

by Shawn the Rated R Superstar March 5, 2020

Jibbed up

Hyper or high on some sort of speed.

That coffee got me all jibbed up.

by dreadlokkin January 21, 2009

Jobbylobber

obscure weidgie (glaswegian):

someone who talks shit. A liar with extremely far fetched stories.

To lob a jobby

he's a pure jobbylobber by the way

to lob a jobby,

jobbylobbing

by drhooss July 11, 2011

Jobby Knocker

The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual

Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker

by JBarry McSporan February 15, 2019

Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012