Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.
Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020
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