traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013

um jammer lammy

The 2nd game in the Parappa the Rapper series. Lammy in on a mission to get to her concert on time, but encounters many people who stop her on her way there. Lammy must play her guitar to move on her with her journey. The concept of the game is the same as the first Parappa game, press the buttons on time with the symbols on screen. When beaten, you can replay all of the songs as Parappa.

Um Jammer Lammy is my favorite game.

by Microwaveing_Bacon October 25, 2022

bad mammer jammer

a minced oath (pseudo profanity or expletive deletive) in the fashion of altering traditionally obscene, blasphemous or words or phrases otherwise unacceptable for public use and discourse--jeez louise for jesus christ or freaking for f*cking. mammer jammer is a replacement for mother f*cker. Used in blaxplotation films and made popular by the stevie wonder song of the same title.

'she's a bad mammer jammer, just as foxy as can be..."

by jbruen December 7, 2009

jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's

I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.

by Spoestche July 18, 2006

jammers

"packed", "crowded" or "jam packed". Used mainly in Ireland.

The train this morning was totally jammers! I think I'm going to walk to work from now on...

by Klarissa506 January 14, 2009

Tennesee log jammer

Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.

First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.

Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.

Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"

by neez123456789 November 13, 2017

hamster jammer

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.

The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!

by guacapab May 30, 2006