Jake

Jake is an ugly ass bitch
by Definitions man January 27, 2020
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A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 06, 2020
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Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
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Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 13, 2019
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jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself
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Jake a sweet boy with a devilish and determined dark side. He’s hot and dark but is truly wanting love and someone to hold. Find a Jake and hold on to him he may be distant at first but you’ve found keeper.
by Rockstar864222 May 31, 2018
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A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
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