Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011

Jesse

A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.

It's my home slice Jesse over there

by Kittiewhittie June 5, 2016

jessaca

Simply the best.

Better than all the rest.

Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met.

Jessaca is amazing.

by Neptune65 December 18, 2016

Jesse Lacey

The lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for the pop-punk emo outfit, Brand New. Known for his bitter lyrics that appear on Brand New's first full length, Your Favorite Weapon (2000), as well as his deeper, more despondent stories told on Deja Entendu (2003). Jesse is also best friends with John Nolan (ex- Taking Back Sunday singer /guitarist /songwriter, current Straylight Run singer /guitarist /keyboardist /songwriter) and he makes references to this friendship, or at one point, lack thereof, in the song Seventy Times Seven.

Jesse Lacey is a Great Songwriter. Great Voice. He changed the music scene.

by Jeff S October 2, 2005

jesse spencer

The ONLY reason I watched Neighbours in the 90's.

OMG is that Jesse Spencer on House, Billy Kennedy's all grown up!!

by mmm-noodles April 14, 2007

Jesse Effect

1) When a male and/or female gets addicted to one of the opposite sex after only talking/hanging out one time in real life.

Also see: Addicted, Obsessed, Hooked, In Love

2) When a male and/or female gets depressed from being ignored after being obsessive with one of the opposite sex after one date.

Also see: Depressed, Hating Life, Crying

1)

Guy 1: Man what is wrong with that girl, she is head over heals for that guy and its been like one day!?

Guy 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she has been influenced with the "Jesse Effect".

2)

Girl: Oh my god, I don't know why he won't talk to me i have only text him 20 times today, we had such a good time last night...

Friend of Girl: Psh, sounds like you got that "Jesse Effect" to me...

by Unknown Lova December 4, 2009

Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009