jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky

Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow

by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

making jerky

Euphemism for masturbating / jerking off

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.

by kskroob November 4, 2017

Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator

Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.

by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016

Jerky Curtains

A beef jerkey-like product made from an Afro American woman's Roastbeef Curtains, or very loose pussy lips. The meat undergo's the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.

Scott enjoyed his Tuna Melt at work today topped with some tastey Jerky Curtains!

by Mike the Mouth March 13, 2008

jerky curtains

long pussy lips, worn out pussy, a well used vagina, stretched out labia

her labia resembled a pair of jerky curtains

by fman68 October 31, 2006

worm jerky

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.

"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."

by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008