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Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.
Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.
by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012
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itchy cave

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly
I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave
by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019
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itchy steamboat

The itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy anus because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas.
"Bro, last night when I was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on me...I was scratching my b-hole for the rest of the night. Shouldn't have mixed beer and curry, I guess."
by YayDubs October 6, 2016
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an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.
“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche
by Stayout March 10, 2019
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itchy sugarlumps

Itchy Sugarlumps is an Irish slang term for square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the Irish police force).

The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting, cock fighting, child fighting.
Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the young lad lyin dead under the van!"

Brenden: "And how did you get out of that one, Seamus?"

Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"

Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"
by Guardfighter October 15, 2009
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itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch
I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.
by Braylani February 9, 2021
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Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)
Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin
by Donn3ll February 11, 2009
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