ISSE

Short for the International Secondary School of Eindhoven, the ISSE is a school mostly run by students due to the idiocy, stupidity, and authorative failure of its teachers, and also the lack of respect the students have towards them. Abundant with drug users and dealers the ISSE is a great school to slack off in for most of high-school. With school organized pre-proms in local bars where drink is abundant, and teachers themselves admitting to drug use the school is fucked up to say the least. This school is also the origin of the term edu.

Ex. One
-in the ISSE lunchroom-
Student 1: "Dude what was the homework for today again? I forgot to do it yesterday because i was so high from smoking edu..."
Student 2: "Fuck it man, the teacher wont care anyway because he probably was too! xD"
Student 1: "Too true man, now lets go roll us a joint"

Ex. Two
-typical after lesson talk at the ISSE-
Student 1: "Dude i swear the teacher was high as fuck this lesson, she kept laughing randomly!!"
Student 2: "Yea she's like always like that man, im thinkin its either speed, crack, or ALOT of edu"

by thecrimsonking November 2, 2010

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

UID Issue

Problem being by a user's UID being too high.
Usually used in a joking manner.

HvH Player #1: x doesn't work, help?
HvH Player #2: uid issue.

by Ashley Graves September 8, 2020

attachment issues

when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on

emily: maddy has attachment issues. especially with her ex-boyfriend

by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022

back issue

1) old news

2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.

1) "yeah she told me they broke up, but thats already back issue since it happened 3 weeks ago."

2) "The White Stripes? nah man, they're back issue now. Stereogram's where its at now."

by kingman June 3, 2004

Isse

Ussualy a black man who has lot of e-girls on snapchat. Has too much drip and never dissapoints his friends. He is truly the embodiment of drip and gets girls wet at the very sight at him. His Black Katana is a weapon of justice and has slain many Gods of different universes.

Isse's katana slices through the mountains

by demijurg June 26, 2022

Skill Issue

"Skill Issue" is a phrase or term often used and inserted into conversations regarding video games or other media. The phrase is used to deem a failure or other similar scenario where the player is not successful and they proceed to blame it on the factors of the game or their opponents, when it is in fact, their fault. It can be used both as a genuine criticism of someone's skill, or ironically when it is in fact a factor completely out of their control to serve as a joke. It can also be used in real-life scenarios or other forms of non-video game media, where it is used as a video game related substitute to make a statement ironically or humorously.

Scenario 1: Genuinely

Person 1: Dude, how did I die there? That guy's got to be hacking! That's unfair
Person 2: I dunno, seems like a skill issue.
Scenario 2: Sarcastically/Ironically
Person 1: What? My internet just went out and I got disconnected! That sucks!
Person 2: (Sarcastically) Skill Issue.
Scenario 3: Unrelated to game
Person 1: Wow, I did not expect Iron Man to die at the end of Avengers: Endgame.
Person 2: (Mockingly) Iron Man had a Skill Issue, just don't die, LOL.

by o7_ January 12, 2022