Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024

Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.

The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.

by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025

israeli

Liar

He's a typical Zionist israeli, always writing falsehoods and giving misinformation.

by notanisraeli February 14, 2024

Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA

The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land

by D Flawless February 26, 2024

Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.

I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.

by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024