some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

bitch infection

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE: Ability to make others feel like total sacks of crap for no reason; causes others to turn to stone with a mere glance; condescends continuously, followed by backhanded self-serving compliments; practices emotional terrorism with reckless abandon.

"I'm sure she bites the heads off of kittens for fun! Textbook bitch infection!"

by anonymous34 May 5, 2007

inflatopants

A specially designed pair of pants that muffles and captures huge volumes of rank flatus passed so that nobody in the immediate vicinity has the slightest clue.

The only down side of wearing inflatopants is that sometimes you wind up looking like a walking dirigible!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

East Infection

Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.

Bumper sticker: "My J-Hole Has a East Infection"

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010

inflationship

The added committment that goes along with the length and intensity of a relationship.

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)

by cdafox July 15, 2010

Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.

Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

Latasha Badley

by swinus b real November 12, 2009

Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018