inverted chimney sweep

When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish

“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”

by Crikesploofe March 27, 2019

Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.

I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

by Rev619 July 16, 2010

Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

iFever

An Apple products enthusiast who has to absolutely buy every new iPod, iPhone, iPad, iMac etc that comes onto the market.

Bloke 1: "Did you see Wayne has just bought a new iPad fully loaded AND a new iPhone?"
Bloke 2: "Yes he has a case of iFever"

by The Real Mrs B June 3, 2010

inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

inveer

Inveer is an autistic school shooter who has an unhealthy addiction for bombs

I think you should stay away from that guy he’s a bit of an inveer

by Itslewie July 13, 2018