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A fucking twat who thinks he is a fish, but clearly isn't. He just sits on Twitter all day trying to be cool and going on about how 'chicks dig him' but really he loves cock. She/he has some problem with the boyband One Direction and starts on them and the One Direction family (who I must say, bloody rule) But members of One Direction such as the sexy Louis Tomlinson own iJever and his 12 year old ass. He also thinks he looks like Justin Bieber but really looks like someone has been sick and made a face out of their vomit.
iJever- "Omg i'm so amazing. Omg Ima fish!"
Everyone else- "No."
iJever by ijeverthedick April 20, 2011

If ever I find her… 

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.

Infeveraulistic 

the expression of being not being able to explain how excited you feel; when the word excited just doesn't fit the bill, you feel infeveraulistic; slang pronunciation: in-feev-ed, fever-rauled, raulistic, feveed-up,
"Yo' that girl got me, feveed'up!!"
"You should'a seen how raulistic they got!! "
"The sweat dripped off me I was so infeeved!"
"The time approached in a infeveraulistic manner."
Infeveraulistic by :-j February 4, 2009
to describe something that has not been done in a long period of time, usually such thing was done quite often.
Some says, "hey, dude i haven't seen you inever."

inever refers to the fact that he hasn't seen in a long period of time.
Inever by Pojo5150 November 24, 2009

imeveryonesb1tch 

SHES THE BEST WATTPAD WRITER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
She’s everything shes imeveryonesb1tch
imeveryonesb1tch by Josieswhrce March 19, 2022

ineverplayedthisyet 

r:ineverplayedthisyet is retarded

a: yeah
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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