A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.
I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.
Or
Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.
Or
Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.
by Big Lerm March 11, 2009
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
Fantabulous book by Margaret Mitchell. 1000 + pages of pure yummy goodness. Tells the story of Scarlett O'Hara as her life is turned upside-down by the civil war. Oh and there's Rhett Butler...
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by Tommywisemyman December 18, 2017
"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."
"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."
"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."
by DoubleDownSaint July 06, 2005
Related words: queef
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
by Tobbie September 29, 2005