If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

by Waitingtolive July 24, 2020

if she breathes, she a hoe

Think about it: She's breathing the same oxygen these other niggas are breathing.. Just let that sink in.

Son: All these females keep breaking my heart
Dad: I'm telling you son, if she breathes, she a hoe

by 14o October 7, 2017

if you seek amy

v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.

"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!

by ae123456 January 27, 2009

If You Seek Amy

A song by Britney Spears but can be code for "Fuck Me"
If(f) You(u) See-(c) k(k) amy(me)
"fuck me"

Example 1: Hey Jill are you gonna if you seek amy tonight?
Example 2: Have you heard the song "If You Seek Amy"

by irulez1287 April 3, 2009

If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009