iPad

4 iPhones ductaped together.

For the spelling bee the guy said "Spell iPad, Sammy"

by You lost the game bicht! April 24, 2010

Sanitary iPad

A personal ladies' Apple product designed for monthly entertainment.

Helen: "I'm not feeling well, I have the monthly visitor".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".

by Jayophonic January 27, 2010

iPad Mini.

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.

Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."

by Paradox. April 13, 2010

ipad kid

got any games on your phone

rnia is an ipad kid no one can change my mind

by Xxfortnitekid420_xX January 4, 2022

ipad

An ipod for fat people

Ms. Jones gave a ipod to skinny Joe, but gave an ipad for Bob because he is obese.

by WorstCaseSenario April 17, 2010

iPauseworthy

Something worth pausing one's iPod (or other portable music player, such as a Walkman or portable CD player) in order to hear more clearly.

The busker playing a sitar in the subway station was totally iPauseworthy.

by onshi May 5, 2006

Ipad

An oversized Ipod Touch and Iphone wanna-be that unremarkably failed. Usefull for lots of things, like swatting flies, being a paperweight, chucking out the window... Impossible to carry around convieniently

John: OMG! You got the Ipad!! Can i feel it?
Bob: Sure
John: Wow! its really light!
Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket...

Samantha: Hey! I see you got the Ipad!
Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad! it's my really big itouch!

by StudyHallHelp May 27, 2010