1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.
2.Serious business
The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!
The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?