Insomnioclaustroshack

An extremely small cottage with a single bed that sleeps two adults who have psychological problems. One being insomnia, the other being claustrophobia.

The insomnioclaustroshack was the perfect meeting place for the psychologically impaired Maurice and Jacqueline.

by JacqueMo January 21, 2011

insomnia

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to the tossing and turning that results from viewing a bad Westworld finale.

This insomnia is starting to affect my job, but I just stay up all night trying to figure out how season 1 could be so good, and how they could go full Lost on us for Season 2.

by ready_set_go June 24, 2018

internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.

Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.

by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016

inswimniac

Inswimniac is the inability of a competative swimmer to swim well according to his/her standards.

me: I'm having trouble swimming the 50 fly, I always feel like I'm going to hit a wall and so I slow down at the 12 meter mark

you: so, you're an inswimniac

by Andrew Davis October 29, 2007

insomnisurfing

Surfing the net in bed when all attempts at sleeping have failed and you have to get up and work in a few hours.

I couldn't sleep the night before returning to work since social activities had unbalanced my body clock, so I was glued to my mattress insomnisurfing.

by Paardelul January 6, 2010

Insomniquack

When you can't fall asleep because there are ducks quacking in your mind. Almost like voices.

"Jake can't sleep, he's and insomniquack."

by Inty_ May 3, 2015