Infectiphibian

1. Noun: As nasty person that infects others with their shitty personality causing the infected person to become just like the Infectiphibian.

2. Noun: The person that introduced "Spreck" on the Infectious Grooves album Sarsippius' Arc (Track 19)

Infectiphibian was the first person I heard use the word "slamatosious"

by Sarsippius November 28, 2006

inactivist

One who half-heartedly supports a cause without actually doing anything, by signing the occasional online petition or putting a banner on their myspace.
Usually emos or 16 year old girls.

The majority of people who subscribe to PETA are inactivists.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac March 25, 2007

Yeast Infection

A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'

My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.

by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

infactuation

A non-existent word that, no matter how many times you smack someone upside the head trying to correct them, they refuse to believe the word is actually pronounced "infatuation". INFA-TUATION, you stupid kids. Making me waste my time trying to reach you.

Jerkoff: "I thought I loved her but I think I was just infactuated. SIGH........"

Smarter person: "...I didn't understand a word you just said. I think you mean infatuation?"

Jerkoff: "No, infactuation. You said it wrong."

by acideater1022 January 12, 2011

Infantry(game)

(noun)
1) An enjoyable game where people spend almost all their timing typing insults across the chat instead of playing.
2) A chatroom with monsters.

Person #1>Omg0t i kn0e yuo hakcx1!!11

Person #2>Stufur j00 r t3h n0bber lololz I pw00nr j00r ez $$ piee

Person #1>Omgfugot i r report j00 to t3h admins leave b4 they bant jo0 noob

by Sano October 26, 2004

bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.

Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."

by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009