I have a philosophical question

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

by Koios November 3, 2008

i have a bridge for you

It means that you're gullible (in the sense that you're not city-slick), and the bridge in the phrase refers to the Brooklyn Bridge. If you believe that I will sell the Brooklyn bridge to you because you would go for it and think it's a bargain.

Georgia replied, "Snoball, if you believe that I have a bridge for you."

by Sn0ball December 31, 2008

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

i have 17 children

i have SEVENTEEN CHILDREN

"YES, i have 17 children"

by ive been busy May 2, 2018

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

I have a plan Arthur

The phrase “I have a plan Arthur” is usually coincided with a bad plan, or decision that someone is going to make. This is usually a reference to RDR2 where Dutch Van Der Linde’s plans most of the time fucking suck and cause more trouble than good.

A: “Bro we’re pinned down what the hell are we going to do?”
D: “don’t worry I have a plan Arthur ”

by TheBigPayday January 28, 2022

I have a wet dream

Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,

I have a wet dream: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.

by ever Be Sure January 23, 2013