Hump And Dump 

When you are dating a chick and know its going down hill so you bang her and then dump her the next day.

"Are you and that chick breakin up soon?"

"Yeah I think Imma hump and dump her."

Hump And Dump by Tilly4 January 20, 2010

hump procession 

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

hump procession by Kempo September 19, 2012

hump drunk 

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

hump drunk by jobens April 28, 2013

hump day 

wednesday

cause it's downhill after wednesday; it's the hump you have to get over.

hump day by leonie May 14, 2003

hump-month 

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).

Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.

hump-month by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012

Hump Dialed 

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

Hump Dialed by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Hump Trump 

someone farting while another person if giving them anal

yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!

Hump Trump by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016