sally: girl i fucked Johnny last night
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick
by plaidgoesbad June 19, 2017
Get the humble dick mug.Person 1: My roommate is so stupid! The other night he took a ruler to bed so he could see how long he slept.
Person 2: Yeah, he sure is a humber.
Person 2: Yeah, he sure is a humber.
by malted1 August 30, 2012
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The same as humble pie except in relation to the football player Terrell Owens (or any athlete) due to his usage of the phrase "get your popcorn ready".
To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.
To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.
T.O. better play well against the Eagles or he'll be eating some humble popcorn.
as created by MO ZAIDI
as created by MO ZAIDI
by jaykilove January 20, 2009
Get the humble popcorn mug.When you try and say something complementary about about someone and actually end up just telling them how amazing you are.
Everyone: Wow, Tony is such a good chiropractor
George: I know right, when I hurt myself from being super awesome at Kung Fu and accidentally killing my sensai because I don't know my own skills, he was able to push all my ribs back inside my body. Everyone was so jealous that I could come back from an injury like that and I am now the new sensai.
Everyone Else: *humble brag*
George: I know right, when I hurt myself from being super awesome at Kung Fu and accidentally killing my sensai because I don't know my own skills, he was able to push all my ribs back inside my body. Everyone was so jealous that I could come back from an injury like that and I am now the new sensai.
Everyone Else: *humble brag*
by thatotherotherdude March 9, 2017
Get the Humble Brag mug.This is the best school in the Bloor-West-Village area of Toronto, Ontario.
The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.
HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class
Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.
HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class
Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
by Serg! October 1, 2012
Get the Humberside Collegiate Institute mug.A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
Get the dirty humberto mug.A form of cock and ball torture where a chord is formed into a lasso and looped around a man's nut sack while the other end is tied around the feet. Every time the man kicks the lasso tightens causing immense pain.
Matt - "Gabe you should totally tie that ethernet cable around your balls and give yourself a humbler." Gabe - "Just make sure Michael doesn't hit the brakes to hard I don't want to rip off my nuts!"
by weezy87 June 18, 2015
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