Houston Rockets 

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

Houston Rockets by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

Houston Helicopter 

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

Houston Helicopter by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

Houston Duece Kingz 

Vicous Gang From Houston, Tx

Very Viloent And active.

Over a Thousand Members.
Colors: Balck And White (Some of Purple And Red And Yellow)

Gang Houston Duece Kingz Viloent Active

Houston Duece Kingz by Emanuel Romero April 15, 2013

Houston Oilers LAX 

A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois

Hey I’m a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!

Houston Oilers LAX by L4X_PR0D1GY February 20, 2020

Houston Layover 

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.

I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.

Houston Layover by KaleSalad July 30, 2022

houston fowler 

a really tight guy

"Man, I wish I was friends with Houston Fowler!"

houston fowler by lilhache May 26, 2009

Houston Astros 

What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.

There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020