ass hoover

To suck one's ass, also known as a rimjob.

That brown noser gave that fat chick an ass hoover.

by Kev13 October 02, 2006

hoover manuever, the

Actually, the Hoover is fucking a girl from behind, while she is on all fours, then pulling her arms out in front of her and pushing her around on the carpet.

*note: may cause serious rugburn.

While fucking his girlfriend, she called out another man's name, so he Hoovered her ass all over the floor.

by B DOG July 08, 2003

Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.

Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!

by Peter Crammer, cramming my giant peter into lips June 24, 2006

Hoover Nigga

A straight G. A hoover nigga can manipulate others into doing anything. Down to do anything, and always down for a homicide.

We need someone to smoke these ops...call up Thomas he is a Hoover Nigga.

by Swagonometery June 21, 2016

henry hoover

To describe a girl that can suck cock as good if not better than a henry hoover.
can be shortened to just 'henry'

wow shes a right fucking henry hoover

you suck cock better than a henry hoover

by insolationtape October 20, 2009

Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016