hoop juice

Anal juice, juice from the aforementioned anus.

Whoa man, get that hoop juice away from my mouth, why do you even have it on your fingers?

by Londondewd March 08, 2008

Hoop Hoe

the girl always going after a basketball player

Person 1: OMG did you see Jessica with Brad this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah, she was with Chad last weekend, and they’re both on the basketball team

Person 1: Wow she’s such a Hoop Hoe

by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 February 13, 2011

Snoop hoop

A marijuana smoke ring. A term coined in Tacoma, WA cuz we smoke blunts all day and we got respect for the big dogg of hip hop.

Sup homie?

I just kickin' it at the crib wit a bleezie, blowin' snoop hoops at the cat, sup wit you?

by Vegawrap January 23, 2009

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

Hoop Stealer

Someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan

Wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims

by docswenson May 08, 2010

hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.

Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.

by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006