homo homies

A group of your friends that happen to be gay.

I'm pre-gaming at Bob's house with some of my work friends, and later I'm going out to the bar with the homo homies.

by grizzlybear87 February 24, 2009

homo erectus

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

homo erectus is a very cool name for cavemen (and women?).

by Andy April 27, 2004

homeowner's association

A dictatorial body of self-righteous, arrogant and controlling neighborhood busybodies who think they have a right to tell you what to do with your property, and won't hesitiate to turn you in for the smallest thing including keeping a car they don't like on your driveway, painting your house, manicuring your lawn, etc. It's basically a legalized form of extortion and facism.

A HATE ALL homeowner's association.

by [e-mail] March 3, 2008

homo rainbow

there are many colors in it; pick any shade from black to yellow.

many colors in the homo rainbow, don't be afraid to let your colors shine.

by thom awesome November 9, 2004

Homeopathy

A fraud scheme that has been running since the 1700's by which a guillible person is sold a substance, usually pure water, as a cure for various ailments. At its inception, an elaborate set of pseudoscientific/pseudoreligeous principles, as a basis for homeopathy, were developed as a smoke screen for the perpatrators to avoid prosecution by the state. Due to the fact that medical science was embryonic at the time, convincing con artists could put forth wild stories regarding how their wonder cures worked, and no credible establishment could contradict them.

The statement "like cures like" is often used, and is qualified by the reasoning that the more dilute a substance becomes, the more potent it becomes. Despite the rational, scientific age that we live in there are many people who, irrationally, believe in homeopathy. Sadly many people with dire health problems, desperate for hope, will spend all they have on a homeopathic cure which consists entirely of either water, sugar pills, or some other such placebo. All objective examinations of homeopathy quickly determine that it could only be a centuries-old get rich quick scheme, as there is no legitimate scientific or medical reasoning behind it.

Mary: I went to a Homeopath today to treat my herpes! He took some herbs, and diluted them with water unitl there wasn't a single atom of the herbs left, and then sold me an ounce of the water for only $200!
Mary's children: Mommy, will we eat today?
Mary: No dearie, mommy needs the grocery money for her homeopathy and the palm reader this month.

by Clump12345 August 23, 2011

No Homo

A formal phrase said to bros during a seemingly gay act to clarify that said act is not gay.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey bro, can you shave my balls?
Bro 2: Nah bro, thats mad 'mo
Bro 1: No homo bro
Bro 2: Oh alright then

Example 2:
Bro 1: Baby, baby, baby oooooohhh
Bro 2: Bro, are you singing Justin Bieber? Thats mad 'mo bro!
Bro 1: No! No homo though.
Bro 2: Oh alright then
Bro 2: *Joins in*

by nuclearwinter March 7, 2014

homo-hesitant

One step down from homophobic.

Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!

by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010