Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

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Homiesexual

If u are homiesexual u are a person who fucks there homies instead of other people

If u are not homiesexual u are the big gay

We are all homiesexual

by Cheese Master 69 November 29, 2019

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homiesexual

when you love the homies but remain straight just cuz its the homies

Person: Why are you smooching my boyfriend?!

Me: Its cool we're homiesexual its not gay or anything

by HardPaco November 23, 2022

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Homiesexual

Sexual Attraction to the homies.

DUDE! IM HOMIESEXUAL FOR JACOB!

by ChreeIsGay October 8, 2020

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Homiesexual

homiesexual (or homiesex for short) means that you have sex and/or have sexual attractions to the homies. you may constantly or occasionally fuck the boys, but it’s completely platonic.

girlfriend: i wonder what my boyfriend does with the boys?
girlfriend's friend: probably some homiesexual shit

by a u t i s t December 29, 2022

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homiesexual

A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.

someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu

by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022

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