hodes

Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.

-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!

by Joel C. February 19, 2004

KANKER HOER

KANKER HOER is a slur used against Dutch people when they suck at a game.

Literal definition cancer whore Derlagengengen.

A) SHUT UP MY BROTHERS IN THE ROOM!
B) KANKER HOER!
A) WTF?!
B) DANKE SCHON!

by Vemboy August 27, 2018

Hoerny

Someone who’s a hoe but cant admit that they are horny.

Hoerny person: Yes I am a hoe. No im not horny. Yes we exist🥰🧚🌸✨🥳

by Noninvn May 22, 2020

Samantha Hodurski

some teen from middle village that for some reason loves to lift heavy ass weights and act brawlic, but still be girly and obsessed with boys at the same time.

“Who’s that girl at Phillies?”

“Oh that’s just Samantha Hodurski.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003

hodes

rallying war cry, when no war exists.

Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!

by Zeke February 21, 2004

Hodrobe

a collection of clothing hanging in the closet of a a street walker or stripper, comprised of items short on length, deep in neckline and made from flimsy (i.e. sheer) material; clothing not to be worn to church/synagogue, or to visit grandma's.

Did you amass that hodrobe by raiding Paris Hilton's closet?;

by Gymnick March 5, 2009