Hornitis

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.

"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"

by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

Hornito

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

by Bootyniggademolisher October 17, 2022

Little Hobbit

A name for someone you love who is a little short but always there to help! They are always understanding, and know exactly how to make you feel loved and happy!

''You see him? He's my little hobbit!''

by sandy and me March 23, 2020

Sex Hobbit

A drama free being that just likes to eat, chill, enjoy good food, and craves high quality sexual encounters.

Great food, sex, and parties are the vibe. Basically where we all aspire to make it. Extra points for reaching this level before you are old as fuck.

"Now that Jen left that loser, she is happy, healthy, and stress free. She has achieved true sex hobbit status."

by Ms. Jenigma June 21, 2021

taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023

hobbit

A penis especially when in a flaccid state.

You got that 'one ring' dangling from your little hobbit ?? !

by Tramp120 November 8, 2009

Walmart Hobbit

Someone of small stature, generally a female whom frequents Walmart. This normally occurs during late night hours in an attempt to " Hook up " with another patron. A Walmart Hobbit also likes to publish their where abouts ( Walmart ) on popular social media in an attempt to draw in their prey.

A friend of mine was working with me one night when his Walmart Hobbit posted on social media that she would be at said store, then shortly there after my friend then placed an outside food order in order to meet his Hobbit.

by Dante' 2013568974 June 24, 2013