Herculeisure

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Herculesism

Herculesism is a small religion that currently holds two members. Herculesism praises the God Hercules and obeys his every move and action. He is a gorgeous, tall and slender man who has a very juicy butt. He is insanely smart and is known for his amazing brain powers. Hercules might be gay for Adam and Zeus, but it’s okay because he supports gay rights! Herculesism is the opposite of Zeusianity and is superior from the Zeusianity religion. Praise Herculesism!!!!

“Herculesism is the superior god from Zeus!!”
“Yes he is!!!”

by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 June 14, 2021

Crab-Herps

1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.

2. What you tell someone your ex has.

Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?

by civic_90 April 20, 2009

Face Herps

Herpies spots all over the head, face or lips. Can also be used to describe acne or blisters on the face or lips.

Dude 1 : "Whats up bro?"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"

by Handsom Queef August 21, 2009

Isaiah Hercules

The most attractive person you will ever meet, often with long hair, wears rings and other jewelry, hottest emo in the world.

Yo, i was talking to Isaiah Hercules. Hes so hot!!!!

by FlightlessAves November 24, 2022

Herschel Walker

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

hermself

The pronoun to use when gender is non-specific or when one does not wish to identify a specific gender. When "himself" or "herself" is too specific, but "themselves" is inappropriate because it's a plural.

Tam is full of hermself.

by Witty_lady December 15, 2011