Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020

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Harambe

The God of all memes and everything in the world. RIP HARAMBE.

Harambe is life

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harambe

an innocent gorilla who was shot to death because he dragged some shit that fell into its home

harambe lives matter

by MyEnglishIsShit September 27, 2017

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haram moind

may your husband die

hathay tze paya thrut haram moind.

by koshur shoor July 23, 2003

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haram khor

Also known as "HaramKhor" or HK.
Origin: Hindi, Urdu.
Haram Khor means a person who earns his kicks by doing what he is not supposed to be doing.
For example, if an employee does nothing at office, he is a "Haram Khor".

Jimmi:"Whats Nomi doing so intently?, Has he got a new assignment ?"
Burri: "Nopes, He is just watching streaming movies."
Jimmi: "Arghhhh!!! He is a total Haram Khor."

by burhaan May 29, 2008

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