Canadian Handjob

When a gentleman gives another gentleman a handjob.
I think Mike wants to give me a Canadian Handjob.
by 0vechkin December 9, 2012
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The Kennedy HandJob

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.
The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.
by JointRolla November 17, 2010
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rollover handjob

Receiving a handjob, while on your back with your feet spread up over your head, from a fully clothed woman. The end result being an ejaculation into your own mouth, onto your chin, and chest.
"What a wonderful experience that rollover handjob was, it tasted like christmas."
by Nadia Colbert December 15, 2007
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Devil's Handjob

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT
by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011
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handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.
Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.
by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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Chinese Handjob

When a man receives a handjob from a person wielding chop sticks
Chen got a Chinese Handjob from his friend, Li.
by twofourjizzkins September 19, 2011
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