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give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
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National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!
National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce
by gayboiman September 17, 2021
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Georgia Girl Hand-Job

A Georgia Girl Hand-Job is when a girl who does not know how to give a hand job, plays rock, paper, scissors with a penis. Usually this jostles the balls and causes extreme pleasure and pain. The female will most likely win. The male will usually slap her with his penis afterwards and call her a harlot because she is bad at giving handjobs.
Dude 1-Oh my gosh, last night this chick game me a Georgia Girl Hand-Job
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.
by Linda has a penis on her leg October 2, 2011
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Russian hand job

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)
Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.
by chrisballs June 22, 2008
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Free Hand Job

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement
by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
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Chicken skin hand job

When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.
I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.
by Tmurph19 May 1, 2016
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