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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering
I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.
by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022
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Hansaring

A place in the german city of cologne, where there’s a tale about many underaged children falling victim to a mysterious murderer and rapist.
Person A: „I was yesterday at Hansaring with my son.“
Person B: „Damn do you want ur son to get murdered?“
by changaboi69 October 22, 2022
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hammering tommy fury

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
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hamsterinc

my best friends and family, would kill and die for them<3 love you guys so much. fucking nerds :3
tommy: *reading talluhlah definitions*

me: *typing out how much i love hamsterinc*
by Eden’s lover :3 August 5, 2023
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Hammering the nail

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 11, 2023
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Hastings on Hudson

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.
Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.
by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023
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