Hamburger Holed 

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

Hamburger Holed by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper 

slaps

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hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper by cringe060 October 29, 2021

Canadian Hamburger 

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

Like a hotdog at a hamburger party

When someone sticks out like a sore thumb.

EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"

Like a hotdog at a hamburger party by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by beavinator May 17, 2004

hamburger vagina 

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

hamburger vagina by emil p May 2, 2003

Hamburger style 

Anal sex. As in a piece of meat between 2 buns.

He likes it hamburger style.

Hamburger style by mandi9389 February 5, 2009