HAMBO

A synonym for wreckless drunken existence that can be identified by its' acronym HAMBO: Hard as a Motherfucker Black Out.

WC_Ben: Taylor is peeing in a bucket in the corner of his house

WC_GodlyOne: Yo that nigga musta went Hambo tonight

WC: Dream Team Problems

by WatermelonClan February 9, 2013

Hambone

That guy on your hockey team that quotes stats on the bench. Who has moves as smooth as silk .Tends to prance around like a Disney princess in the ice capades.

Hambone went in on net with a triple deek, then finished off with a triple lutz.

by Squatchnation May 23, 2014

hamboneriffic

I made it up, but it's an official word now that it's in the dictionary!

I don't need to use an example, because I rule

by Phillip Oliver Holes June 7, 2004

Hambone

A butt fuck who likes fuck mainly in the butt. He'll tongue punch your fartbox any day. Mainly Ralphs.

Hey mayne. I's a likes me a hambone right now.
I want a hambone tonight.

by Elfartboxo January 25, 2017

hambone

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.

Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.

by r0ckstar September 19, 2008

hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison, theRapist extraordinaire July 28, 2008

habbotard

A habbotard is a massive fag who only play's Habbo and has no knowledge of doing anything but playing on Habbo. By playing, we mean going to adoption centers and claiming to be a baby. These usaully come from forums after there 2 rubber ducks on Habbo were stolen. There vry dangerous people and Habbotardastius is very catchy.

Stay away from people with Habbotardastius.

These people don't have any social life and are probably on Habbo or Habbo Retros to try and get more furni. These Habbotards will only have rubber ducks and z shelfs.

'OMG, i got scam a rubber duck at a sino.' They will then go and find retros and beg for staff. This is a habbotard.

by habbotardISnotME December 6, 2012