Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

haggermeister

The type of drunk one gets after consuming too much jägermeister.

Man, Julie and I were up until four last night just stumbling around town. We were haggermeister.

by Gus X March 14, 2009

Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Haggatroll

A nasty woman who looks like a hag & a troll

Look there's that haggatroll !

by Loopeelala August 18, 2015

hagglund

the best leprechaun in the world

i am a hagglund.

by Magoo0802 November 1, 2016

haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

Haggren

A type of women who drink a lot of alcohol and like kids.

Oh look this women must be Haggren because she is drinking so much.

by BitsAreFree February 8, 2019